Shriveled Up lyrics

[Chorus]
My p*nis so shriveled up
See a lil' baby, then I'm 'bout to bust a nut
It's kinda crazy, I just finished Pizza Hut
Don't leave my room, so I just took a peek 'cause
Love gettin' whipped because I am [?] sl*t
So much dudes in the basement, man I just wanna f*ck the butt
Like, woah

[Verse 1]
f*ck on your brother, man that sh*t immaculate
Don't check my problems 'cause b*tch, I'm not havin' it
Kidnappin' women, then makin' them show me tits
Went up to an emo and told her to slit her wrists
Can't even count the amount of boys and the kids
'Cause lotta boys on the list
And I wanna have sex with- get back in the kitchеn
Keep whippin', I need my sandwich, uh
I'm a bad kid, I make bad decisions
Child porn, try to do foreign masturbation
Shout out Ku Klux Klan, I stay in my nation
I hatе lotta people, especially natives
That Jew stuck in a chamber, it's a gassy vacation
I was the one who shot Abraham Lincoln
Gnaw on a black b*tch, she's looking Caucasian
C4's at the White House, time for detonation
I'm playin' Minecraft at the space station
Me and my gang, b*tch, we keepin' it racist
I'm drinking a funny white substance
That sh*t tastes weird, it's all in my stomach
Checkin' my teeth, I got transmitted diseases
I'm chillin' in the bed watchin' hentai, I'm queefin'
Feelin' like George, not curious, not breathin'
I'm droppin' these hits for a reason
I struggle to get [?] semen
I'll test it on every human being
f*ckin' my cousin, b*tch I am the demon
My horny ass could not have a daughter
My vibrator dead, I need a new charger
di*k in my throat, I went to my father
I got the gas, I'm ready for slaughter
Come f*ck my ass, I'll give you some dollars
Been caught with incest, now I'm in a foster
Like, woah
[Verse 2]
f*ckin' your bro, uh, hold up
Let me play with your balls
Taking a trip to the mall
I am planting a bomb
Let me play you this song
I lick my teacher's thongs
I like to f*ck on dogs
Let me f*ck on yo' face, I'm committing rape
Oh wait, I shouldn't joke about that
I don't care, it's not a joke anyways
I'm three hundred pounds, all I eat is Lay's
All I eat is Lay's, all I eat is Lay's
Shriveled up mothaf*ckin' p*nis, and it's kinda sad
'Cause I'm overweight, b*tch
My p*nis so shriveled, come give it a cuddle
It really needs [?], it just needs a snuggle
I get no b*tches, so I just eat bagels
Nobody goes near it 'cause it's so little
I can't even stroke it 'cause, uhh
So small, so I just like to fiddle
Like woah

[Chorus]
My p*nis so shriveled up
See a lil' baby, then I'm 'bout to bust a nut
It's kinda crazy, I just finished Pizza Hut
Don't leave my room, so I just took a peek 'cause
Love gettin' whipped because I am [?] sl*t
So much dudes in the basement, man I just wanna f*ck the butt
Wait, what?
[Verse 3]
I got an AR, might go shoot up a school
All the kids cryin', sayin' that "You rule"
Take five kids home, then drown them in the pool
Glock 9's are my favorite school tools
I take a fancy date straight up to Hooter's
I shoot up New Mexico all on my scooter
I'm a horny-ass dude, I f*cked my own Twitter
Got railed so hard that I have a brain tumor
My p*nis so shriveled, yeah it's very little
I can't even j*rk it because I just j*rk a lot
j*rk off to kids and I j*rk off to whales
It tilts to the left and it tilts every angle
So f*ck on your brother like we is some snails
Like it's still not fast, even not for Tails
I'm the little di*k master go, here are the tales
Drinkin' this syrup, this sh*t tastes like maple

[Break]
Jesus Christ, Eggsoup
No sh*t it's gonna taste like maple
It's called maple syrup, you dumbass

[Bridge]
I'm a lil' di*k master, I'm at Puerto Rico
Swervin' in this coupe, then finesse the casino
Lookin' for a bad b*tch, call me Papacito
Waa waa waa, b*tch, I am a pedo
[Outro]
Yay-hey, yeah
Dun-dun-da-da
Dun-dun-da-da
Uh-uh-uh-uhh, huh, ayy
Ayy, yuh
Ayy