Small PP Anthem lyrics

[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
(You know it, SB)
(Mr. Squidward)
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
I just lost my virginity
Even though my di*k size is embarrassin'
And my ass kinda hurt, why do I feel cream?
Why didn't she just tell me?
'Cause now I'm basically gay
Can't trust no one 'cause I feel unsafe
But maybe I might do it again, anyways
I was just walkin' back home from school one day
Some guy just went up and said "Hey"
At the time, I thought everything was okay
Then he pulled down his pants and I got butt-raped
The fortunate part, I was only eight
Okay, listen
My cousin was lookin' submissive
No I'm not havin' no children, but I'm not usin' protection
b*tch
No I'm not usin' protection, b*tch
Yeah, yeah
My p*nis is like three inches on a good day
Usually two point seven on a Wednesday
Normal porn is thе biggest turn-off
Furry sex is the biggеst turn-on (Oof)
[Interlude: Lil Pasty]
Ayy, it's Pasty, b*tch (It's Pasty)
Te-he-ha-ha (How'd I get here?)
Let's get it (Haha), ayy (Ha)
Ayy (Ayy), ayy

[Verse 2: Lil Pasty]
sh*t bars, I'm goin' to jail in a sh*t cell
Split cells, 'bout to conjure, yeah on my skin cells
Butt-rapin' b*tch, pull my di*k out and my sh*t smells
Mario stick, the way I hit 'em with the big shells (Haha)
I might have to snap on a small song (Okay)
Eggsoup, Pasty up in Hong Kong
Pull my meat out, it's a long dong
But it's so small, wait you're not wrong
Eggsoup goin' ape like it's King Kong
Pasty f*cked up with the king bong
King bot, when I take off, gotta pit stop
Pull a huge spoon out my ass, and it's licked off

[Verse 3: Lil Eggsoup]
Grippin' these hoes, I'm like a spider
I'ma be honest, I still grip diapers
Molest a b*tch, and now she's sayin' she's a survivor
Smack that b*tch like Mike Tyson, she ain't even a fighter, ho
Lil' ho, yeah, let's go
Yuh, huh, yuh
[Outro]
If she asks you to feed her
You shall give her your three inch defeater