Certified Child Snatchers lyrics

[Intro: Lil Kori]
(Curse you, Kori the finesse kid) Ayy, ayy (Yuh)
Ayy (Yuh), y'already know, man (Yeah man)
Yeah man, ayy (Smeat Gang, gnarly boys)
We in [?] (Yuh, huh, Smeat Gang)
(Ayo, is that DJ Martin Jones?)
The Laboratory, bro, shout out my n*gga Lil Eggsoup (Yuh, yuh)
We [?] 'bout to go off (Huh, ayy)
(Grandmastafunk) Ayy, ayy (Yeah)
Ayy, huh, Lil Kori! (Yeah man)

[Verse 1: Lil Kori]
Pull up to the hood and we kidnappin' blackies (Ayy)
These n*ggas be ducks, I ain't talkin' 'bout Daffy (Yuh, yuh)
Rapin' a b*tch, and her name is Davvy (Ayy, ayy)
Broke n*ggas talk down, then get hit with a taxi (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
If I f*ck a loli, it's against her will
I'm druggin' that b*tch with a damn roofie pill
I get me a nut and throw her out the window (Ayy, ayy)
Then watch me some porn (Ayy) while I nut on my pillow
Certified child snatchers takin' yo' kids
And we havin' noise, you know that it's lit
Snatch your lil' cousin, she's ridin' this di*k
Go walk into school, and I'm clutchin' my stick
sl*tty-ass lolis, they fiend for my p*nis (Ayy, yuh)
I give 'em the di*k and they say I'm a genius (Ayy, what?)
Lil Eggsoup and Kori (Ayy), we fill up arenas
I f*ck my lil sis', n*gga, I am a demon
Ayy, me and Lil Eggsoup, we up in this b*tch
You talkin' that sh*t, we gon' kidnap yo' kid
If I see a blacky, I take out the whip
Smeat Gang, gnarly boys, n*gga, don't give a sh*t
[Interlude: Lil Kori & Lil Eggsoup]
You already know, man (Ayy)
Smeat Gang, gnarly boys (Ayy, ayy)
Me and Lil Eggsoup (Uh-AHHHH, yeah man), we professional titty drinkers (Huh)
Huh, Lil Kori

[Verse 2: Lil Eggsoup]
I f*ck nobody but my body pillow
I'm beatin' my meat to the movie Black Widow
I don't f*ck no b*tch unless that booty Jell-O
Certified child snatcher, I'm a pedo
Anime b*tches, I'm nuttin' to Edo
Me and Kori rockin' out like the Beatles
f*ckin' this dude and he was disabled
Disconnect the lights, I pour it like it's cable
I love little kids and their little bums
And absorb their semen as I'm saying "Yum"
I do not know why, but I hit from behind
And now there's a baby in their tum
Switch up the flow like I'm switchin' dudes
Rape so much kids, you see it on the news
I'm in the stu, I'm countin' up glue
Smeat Gang sh*t, we don't f*ck with no goons
Smeat Gang sh*t, we don't f*ck with no coons
Oh, it's not real, man, y'all are like fools
I'm munchin' these chips while I'm shootin' these schools
I'm a fat muh'f*cka playin' Call of Duty
And sit in my room watchin' underage boobies, yeah
Flow is so heavenly
f*ck with her mom, man that b*tch lookin' up to me
Don't f*ck with Smeat Gang, b*tch, we are a company
Huh
[Interlude: Lil Eggsoup]
First I say (Oh my God, boy ain't no f*ckin' way, boy)
All this pain (Aw, hell nah, boy ain't no way, boy; What the f*ck, man?)
I had no name (Who invited this kid?)
Nah bro, what the f*ck was that, man?

[Outro: Lil Eggsoup]
It make me laugh watchin' people talk sh*t
Even better when they're age thirty-six
Age thirty-six, don't got any kids
Age thirty-six, got a micro di*k
Damn