Discord’s Smallest Violin lyrics

[Verse 1]
My mother left me at the age of three
She was actually a tree
From the IRS I flee
I won't pay my taxes, see

My dad left me for a goddamn flea
Forgot to clean up last year’s pee
I need a f*cking therapist
Or just some coffee, can't resist

[Pre-Chorus]
(oh my god) That’s so insane
(holy sh*t) My house is in flames
Yesterday, I lost my rubber band
I kinda wish I had my rubber band
Jesus Christ! Where is my rubber band? (rubber band, hey!)

[Chorus]
Be careful, I am violent
The 'T’ in that is silent
I'm higher than the mother-f*cking moon
(f*ck you f*ck you)
I turned my sh*t to smithereens
You deserve no goddamn sympathy
I put all of my p*ss in a balloon
[Verse 2]
My mom lеft me at the age of three
And shе turned right into a tree
Damn I got a small PP, IRS chasing after me
All my friends are manscaping
They're so good at manscaping
I'm so scared of cutting it
Is that really funny b*tch

[Pre-Chorus]
(holy f*ck) Leave me alone
(holy f*ck) That’s Post Malone!
Next to him, I feel so damn alone
Oh damn, wait, he's really stoned
I wonder if he's got games on his phone

[Chorus]
The world’s smallest poop ever, really needs some salt and pepper
So if I cannot buy it somewhere soon
(the f*ck, the f*ck)
My ass will be in smithereens
I’ll get inside my submarine
And get as high as the f*cking moon
(moon, moon, moon)

[Verse 3]
Somewhere in the Spider-verse
Somewhere I have got it worse
I struggle to make the next verse
Someone’s ass must really hurt
The worlds smallest peepee poo, really needs some whipped cream dude
So if I do not find it somewhere soon

My bumhole burns, I’m full of beans
I wonder what the hell he means
Despite attempts, I’m never clean
My ass feels like it's make believe
“the f*ck” is what I’m wondering
No matter what, I can't achieve
I feel just like Lightning McQueen
The holy water’s what I need
This channel seems like hell to me
My eyes now need a bunch of bleach
Oh my god, so many bees
Bartender please, sex on the beach
So let me sh*tpost in this channel dude

[Outro] *spoken*
f*ck, my voice cracked