[EVIL OVERLORD]
I'm the man with the evil master plan
I've got it all laid out on an evil diagram
Gaze into my evil eye
I'm the bad guy
I'm a sinister, insidious, and sneaky spy
I'm grumpy in the morning and I often lie
No cowboy private eye
Is going to foil my evil schemes or spoil my evil dreams
You know that I'm the evil overlord
If evil had a game show then you know I'd win a special award
I'm universally abhorred
I'm the bad guy
| [EVIL HENCHMAN] He's an evil chap That's an evil booby-trap He's got his pushpins all pushed in on an evil Mercator map If you gaze into his evil eye pretty soon you'll see the light You'll reel and spin and feel a chill and Then you'll realize he's the villain He's an evil guy A sneaky superspy He wakes up really cranky and almost always lies No cowboy secret space detective super private eye Could ever thwart his evil sport He's the evil mastermind He'd win the Showcase Showdown on the Evil Price is Right He's the guy you like to dislike He's just not very nice He's so not very nice He's just not very nice |
[EVIL OVERLORD] I'm the man with the evil master plan I've got it all laid out on an evil diagram Gaze into my evil eye I'm the bad guy I'm a sinister, insidious, and sneaky spy I'm grumpy in the morning and I often lie No cowboy private eye Is going to foil my evil schemes or spoil my evil dreams You know that I'm the evil overlord If evil had a game show then you know I'd win a special award I'm universally abhorred I'm the bad guy I'm the bad guy I'm the bad guy |
[EVIL OVERLORD]
I'm evil!