SURROGATE WITH LYRICS | MISTFUL CRIMSON MORNING COVER lyrics

[Squidward spoken]

“How can that be me? When I’m standing right here!”

[Surrogate sung]

May- I have- a word with- you behind that same old register”

[Squidward]
Oh Neptune… Am I dreaming???
I’m sensing doom… Gonna be screaming…
Oh…

[Little tutorial break]
[Surrogate, whispered]
Go on... Close your eyes... It's okay...

[Surrogate]
Mr. Tentacles
Can you hear me? This isn’t a hypothetical
I don’t appreciate being ignored, it’s unacceptable

[Squidward]
Maybe if I just close my eyes
He’ll go away and it’ll be just a bad night
Just don’t worry and it’ll all be alright
[He blinks]

[Surrogate]
Figured I’d step inside
Couldn’t hear me from the outside
I heard your thoughts of suicide
So I have an offer for you to decide…

[Squidward]

When did you get in?
Look, we got off on the wrong fin
We close in under five minutes
The grill’s about closed,very sorry for your late visit

[Surrogate]
Ah..No..
I’m not here for a Krabby Patty
I’m here cause you’re barely happy
You spend your days dreaming of better days
Those days are here; Let’s help you find the way

[Squidward]
Say, how do you feel about Mayonnaise?
I have some, so you better stay away!
Sorry, but I’m all out of vacation days
Won’t leave despite the minimum pay!
[Surrogate]
HA! Ha. Ha. Ha
I’m not one of them
Call me a friend-
To change your end
Your misery
Can Swap in place with me

[Squidward at the same time surrogate above]
What?
Are you- then, go and explain!


[Squidward]
Look Please-

Thheee- Krusty krab has a no soliciting policy


[[Surrogate]]

Squiiddddwaaarrdd-

I just have to offer-

[[Squidward]]
I’m not here to barter….so…
[[Surrogate]]
You need not to write a two weeks notice to your boss

[[Squidward]]
I ask you to leave- I insist, I don’t want any hours lost-..

[[Surrogate same time below]]
I’d do your hours and double for you, while you are far away
I promise this, you’d enjoy your stay

[[Squidward same time above]]
Just!- go!

[[Squidward]]
T-Thank you for the offer- but I’m fine! Really

[[Surrogate same time below]]
Theres no need to hide your agony-
Right Now… you frown….Always!

[[Squidward same time above ]]
Please Leave….Leave now

[[Surrogate]]
The same repeated excuses
Your reasons never put to use-
I can be your devine muse
Put through your life's various abuse


[Squidward]
I said go right now!

[Surrogate]
The arrogance fills your ears
Despite me promising you better years

[Squidward]
I’m not paid enough for this show!
For the last time, my answer is no!
My shift ends in a few moments
So find someone else for this torment!

[Surrogate, same time as Squidward Tennisballs below]
I sense lies beneath…

[Squidward Tortellini, as the same time as Surrogate above]
For the last time, I said go!
For the last time, my answer is no!

[Surrogate does not take it lightly]

[Surrogate]

.EM YFED TONNAC UOY TAHT NRAEL NOOS LL'UOY .WON TIMBUS .WON SU NIOJ
.EM YFED TONNAC UOY TAHT NRAEL NOOS LL'UOY .WON TIMBUS .WON SU NIOJ

[Squidward]
AH! OH NEPTUNE WHAT THE *dolphins* IS GOING ON THIS ISN'T RIGHT OH NEPTUNE- MR. KRABS! HELP ME PLEASE! SPONGEBOB- SPONGEBOB ISN'T HERE- OH NEPTUNE I WISH SPONGEBOB WAS HERE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! GET AWAY YOU UGLY- HANDSOME- YOU EVIL CREATURE! MR. KRABS, GET OUT HERE! PLEASE! MR. KRABS!!! SOMEONE’S RUINING YOUR MONEY OR SOMETHING!! MR KRABS!!!

[Surrogate]
No one’s coming to help you except me
Your boss is so much happier, and soon you will be

[Squidward]
What in the blue sea did you do to Eugeneeeeeee?

[Surrogate]
It’s no longer of your concern
He’s gotten what he deserves
Now it’s time for the paradise you’ve earned~!

[Squidward]
It’s still of all my concern!
I hated him, but it’s not what he deserves!
It’s time for this parasite to go home and return!

[[Surrogate]]

SQUIDWARD!!!!


[[Squidward]]
Your “happiness” is all lies!

[[Surrogate]]
SORROW
MUCH I SORROW FOR YOUR BLIND EYES

[[Squidward same time below]]
Oh Someone please wake me up from all this!
I can’t even think through all this mist!
Oh Please! I don’t want your bliss!!

[[Surrogate same time above]]
I CAN BE AS REAL AS YOU

[[Squidward]]
I, Beg! Mercy!
On! My soul!
Its not yours!

Some-One Help me!
Somone, Normal
And not awful!
You- are a wretched beast!
Looking for someone to feast!

Seawolf- In my clothing

[[Surrogate]]

FRIEND- MY PATIENCE IS RUNNING TO ITS VERY END
LET MY HANDS GUIDE AND TWIST YOUR FATE TO MY OWN BEND
YOU’LL ACHIEVE TRUE HAPPINESS JUST AS I WILL
AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE REASON FOR YOUR MISGUIDED SQUEALS
IT’S REAL

[[Squidward]]

PLEASE No More! Your pitch I just can’t longer endure!
WHAT THE BARNACLES IS THIS EVEN ALL FOR?
What are these creature features staring at me!
I don’t want to be a part of your sharp teeth fiends!

[[Surrogate]]
A FRIEND, I’M A FRIEND
THEY’RE ALL YOUR FRIENDS, AND THEY’LL TAKE YOUR SPOT OVER AND OVER-
AGAIN…..!!!


[[Squidward]]
WELL THIS SPOTS TAKEN!!!
NOT FOR YOU TO PARTAKE IN!
THIS STORY YOU CAN’T SPIN!


SO FOR THE LAST TIME, MAKE THIS TORTURE END!!

[[Surrogate]]
JUST LISTEN!
YOUR LIFE’S A MISERABLE, DEVOID OF ANY GLISTEN
YOU WORK YOUR LIFE IN A JOB YOU HATE WITHOUT A WAGE
YOUR WORK’S HATED BY THE CROWDS, THEY’LL LAUGH IN YOUR NAME
ANOTHER WEEK YOUR WALLS FILLED WITH CRIMSON AND YOUR BRAINS

[[Squidward same time below]]
For the very last time!
I’m not bartering for my life!
I don’t want paradise, nor you taking what’s rightfully mine!

I PROMISE! TO HOLD ONTO WHAT I HAVE
NEVER FORSAKING THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME GLAD
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING
LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME GO OF YOUR CLING!!!