It’s McElhenney! lyrics

Sure he's got a pretty face
That people know they know
They think they recognize him
From his big-time TV show
But despite the accolades
Despite the load of fame
One thing that they do not know is
How to say his name

Pronouncing all those n's and e's and h's can perplex 'em
So here's a little birthday gift from all your mates in Wrexham

It's McElhenney, McElhenney
While ways to massacre and mispronounce it there arе many
It's McElhenney, McElhennеy
If there was doubt, now there won't be any
It's McElhenney!

First, it's Mack-le like a tackle
When we take em to the ground
Then Henny like the penny
That he's in for with the pound
It's M-C, E-L-H-E, double N, E-Y
You'll probably f*ck it up, but give it a try, here we go!

It's McElhenney, McElhenney
While ways to massacre and mispronounce it there are many
It's McElhenney, McElhenney
If there was doubt, now there won't be any
It's McElhenney!
Is it Mickle? No!
Only a prick'll call 'im mickle
Is it Haney? Hell no!
It's always rainy callin' him Haney

Mack instead of Mick
Then Henny does the trick
So get the name correct
And show the man some damn respect!

It's McElhenney, McElhenney
While ways to massacre and mispronounce it there are many
From the racecourse to the turf
To the ends of the bloody Earth
If there was doubt now there won't be any now
(There won't be any)
'Cause now you know it's McElhenney!
Mackle like a tackle, hey! Hey!
Henny like a penny, hey! Hey!
McElhenney! McElhenney!
It's McElhenney, hey!