I'm coming down for the weekend
So set me up with yr housemate
What difference between girls who wear leopard skin and men who wear leopard skin now is just shame
We miss the drama
We miss the dancing
We miss the drugs and the crowded smoking terrace
I said I'd take you home
But I'm far from Birmingham
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
You call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
In the time that it takes to finish this song you know you'll only get bored
I said I'd take you home
But I'm from Birmingham
Oh, shame!