can i have just one chip please lyrics

[Intro: nickisnotgreen]
Furry suit in the retail
Mailman with the female
Zoom into the details (huh)
Free your emails
Shuffling up in the chimney
Rich people love Disney
Jean Simmons said kiss me
Devo said whip me

[Verse: nickisnotgreen]
Salsa dancing with a rookie
Rookie dough rocky dough Ricky da Rick
I'm Nicky the Nick, I'm Nicky the Nick
I'm Nicky, I'm fizzpop like a soda
Illinois and Minnesota
Michigan and California
I just came in to annoy ya
I just came in a Toyota

[Verse: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
Andy how you get those stacks? (yeah, yeah)
Andy where you get that pack? (Woof, woof)
Tell me why SVU was made by a guy named di*k (Wolf)
Hanging in a cop car sucking on a poptart (ooh, ooh, woah)
Why did they call it Uber they should just call it driver (Die) (Why?)
Steve Jobs is a goddamn fraud, he didn't even get hired (I already talked about that)
Airbud is a lying b*tch, that guy doesn't smoke
I hang out on the freeway so I can sell you a Coke (Or a Pepsi)
[Verse: Dev Lemons]
[?] I'll take the check, please
I need a [?]
Can I eat just one chip please
Ow my leg, now I am limping
I do not go to the fish tank
On my birthday I am not wishing
For an iPad
[?] I was happy
Now I'm mad, I wasn't angry
And now I'm [?] full of dinner

[Outro]
[?]
Can I [?]