Mugshot Freestyle (The Northern Boys Remix) lyrics

[Intro]
(Omelette du fromage)

[Verse 1: Norman Pain]
Sink a gallon of gin, it's been a long day
Top speed, ripping the roads up in the wrong lane
Hop, skip and a jump out the dump truck
Headbutt cracking your chest, make you concave
I got the vision of a hill troll
Eyes in the back it my head, baggin' the Bilbo
Catapult another rock from my swamp hut
If he doesn't divvy the packet, give him the steel toe

[Verse 2: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
I got your mother blowing on me bagpipe
She been rockin' my boat 'til I capsize
Gotta go, my cab's on the way
So I leave with a wink from the tip of me Jap's eye
Wassup? What's the deal, my brother?
You don't wanna meet the steel, my brother
Let a kidda know that we shoot no porno
We're gangbanging for real, my brother

[Verse 3: Norman Pain]
Midnight under moonlight in me trench coat
Got me sixth sense setting in real quick
Backflip off the roof, grip the gutter pipe
Butterfly kick you in your di*k, that's some real sh*t
Drunk driver, trash can diver
I can make a shiv from a twig, Macgyver
Swig K cider, can't c*m inside her
I don't want another damn kid to provide for
[Verse 4: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
I'm an acorn, I'm an hard nut
I ain't the kind of tree you wanna bark up
I'll splash you with a puddle when I park up
Y'ask for a smoke, I'll say no, then I'll spark up
So what's good, bro?
Your girlfriend's tits make my wood grow
Got packs in the walls of me white house
Think I won't war but I will, son, Woodrow

[Verse 5: Queen Vic]
Big Bird, sesame, big minge energy
Rat-ta-ta-ta-tah, that's a nine-mil melody
Your mum's on benefits, your dad's gone mad off o' cannabis
You buy Gucci, but you ain't that glamorous
You're a vegan, I bet you're a vegan
You don't want beef, b*tch, I do and I've just eaten
Hiding, you'll get an hiding
I'll drag you out the sh*t little four-door Volkswagen Golf you've been driving