Sexy Train lyrics

[Intro]
(Omelette du fromage)

[Verse 1: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Hey, baby, what's your name?
I'm Pat, that's Kev, that's Norman Pain (Wazzup?)
Sweet love is the destination
Now come take a ride on the sexy train (Woohoo)
Get naked with me
Let's paint pictures of aeroplanes
This one here is a cargo jet
And I'm gonna call him "Shadowbane"

[Verse 2: Norman Pain]
Hop, skip, jiggle me prick
I said sometimes, life is a massive b*tch
I've been evicted, now I live in a ditch
But f*ck it (f*ck it), all aboard, baby, shake your tits
I'm a strong, fancy gentleman
Shoot my load from a tree like Spider-Man
Put cokе in my tea then it's time to dancе
Watch me cut shapes with me tiny hands (Woo)

[Verse 3: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Whoa, hey, friggin' heck
Bob my head like a pigeon peck
I wanna dance for eternity
So just fill my legs with the nanotech
Robot Pat can't be defeated
He shoots lasers from his eyes
Should have never given me the nanotech
'Cause now I kill motherf*ckers with my nanotech thighs
[Verse 4: Norman Pain]
I don't mean to be a di*khead
I wanna put a smile on your pretty face (Woo)
I'm a cuboid alien man
I don't wanna be a part of the human race (No)
Bums, thieves, a bunch of swines
Living a lie, suckin' di*k all the time (b*tch)
If you really wanna, we can do that too
But I'd much rather just hold hands with you

[Chorus: Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain & Both]
Come on, yeah (Woohoo)
Motherf*cker, do you wanna make a-love to me?
Come on, yeah (Huh)
Motherf*cker, do you wanna get f*cked with me?
Come on, yeah (Get f*cked)
Motherf*cker, do you wanna make a-love to me? (A-make love)
Come on, yeah (Oh yeah)
Motherf*cker, do you wanna get f*cked with me?

[Post-Chorus: Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain & Both]
All aboard (All aboard)
All aboard the sex train (Woo)
All aboard (Alright)
All aboard the sexy train
All aboard (All aboard now)
All aboard the sex train (Hold on)
All aboard (All aboard)
All aboard the sexy train (Yes)
[Verse 5: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Hey, motherf*cker, let's get f*cked (Yeah)
This here train is made of man love (Who?)
Come and have a ride, you sexy bast*rds
And don't go home till you're up the duff
f*ck yeah, I got a spring in me step
Let's measure things with a trigonometry set
'Cause I'm high (Yeah), I wanna kiss your face
I gotta make love slow 'cause my leg's in a brace

[Verse 6: Norman Pain]
I've got a man bag (Yes) and it's full of things
One of those things is your favourite thing (That's right)
This one here is the greatest thing
And inside that thing is another thing
And wow, look, there's a German man
His name's Jurgen (Wow), he's a tiny man
What the f*ck is he doing in a frying pan?
Am I just high? Or am I dying, man? (Ah)

[Verse 7: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
My mate Kev has dementia
He says, "Hi," and forgets he met ya
His whole life's an insane adventure
Sometimes he sleeps in the shopping centre (Woo)
Come on, I wanna party with you
Let's go downtown while the wife's asleep (The b*tch)
She is an evil succubus
And she spits black venom from her sagging teat (f*ck you)
[Verse 8: Norman Pain]
Let's go, let's go, let's go to the mall
Let's go, let's go and I'll bring both balls (Ha)
One to the left and one to the right
Meet in the middle, a testicle fight (Oh yeah)
Ticket to America, how do you do?
Feeling like a love pirate, shiver me boots (Woo)
I ain't got time for the drama
Hopping on the train, motherf*cker, choo-choo

[Chorus: Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain & Both]
Come on, yeah (Come on)
Motherf*cker, do you wanna make a-love to me? (Woo)
Come on, yeah (Alright)
Motherf*cker, do you wanna get f*cked with me? (Do you wanna get f*cked?)
Come on, yeah (Come on)
Motherf*cker, do you wanna make a-love to me?
Come on, yeah (Ah)
Motherf*cker, do you wanna get f*cked with me? (Motherf*cker)

[Post-Chorus: Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain & Both]
All aboard (Ah)
All aboard the sex train (Woohoo)
All aboard
All aboard the sexy train (Alright)
All aboard (Woo)
All aboard the sex train (Come on)(Come on)
All aboard (Come on)
All aboard the sexy train (Let's go)