Only Two of My Best Friends Are Actual People lyrics

[Verse 1]
One thing I've learned is I don't need no one
Got my social issues, not sure where they come from
But me and loneliness, yeah, we make best friends
We'll be together up until the end, yeah

[Chorus]
You give me nothing to do, I wanna kill an interest
Pass the gallon of Coke, yeah, I could live like this

[Verse 2]
Don't have to worry about sleep deprivation problems
Just chug that sh*t down and it'll solve 'em
Love Coca-Cola 'cause now I'm wired
Let's grab some lighters and set some buildings on fire

[Chorus]
You give me nothing to do, I wanna kill an interest
Pass the gallon of Coke, yeah, I could live like this

[Verse 3]
Life is just a series of dormant fractions
Stock my friends down if I'm not just slackin'
f*ck the work ethic, don't watch your discipline
Let it all go to sh*t, fun-loving nihilism
[Chorus]
You give me nothing to do, I wanna kill an interest
Pass the gallon of Coke, yeah, I could live like this

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
Just give me nothing to do, I wanna kill an interest
Pass the gallon of Coke, yeah, I could live like this