Unfair Expectations lyrics

[Intro]
Ya, wha' ya, wha' wha'
Yo, to all of those little shmeet di*ks out there
This ones for you
I feel ya, but I don't
Because my p*nis isn't small
You know, (I know)


[Verse 1]
My p*nis isn't small, please help me
The size of my p*nis is one two three(inches)
Girls be like, I want big c*ck yo
But size doesn't matter, its the motion that you go(that you go)
My p*nis ain't small, I know that for a fact
That wasn't my di*k pic, I got f*cking hacked
I hope that you know, my p*nis isn't small
It's actually as big as a f*ckin' hall


[Chorus]
My p*nis isn't small, please help me
My p*nis isn't small, please help me
My p*nis isn't small, please help
My p*nis isn't small
MY p*nis ISN'T SMALL
MY p*nis ISN'T SMALL
MY p*nis ISN'T SMALL NOW TAKE f*ckING A LOOK b*tch
[Bridge]
Ya, ya ya, ya(my p*nis isn't small)
Ya, ya ya, ya(please, help)
Ya, ya ya, ya
Ya, ya ya, ya


[Verse 2]
My p*nis isn't small, b*tch, f*ck you mean
My p*nis wants to make girls f*cking cream
My p*nis so big i call it a gebenis
My p*nis so mean, that its known to be a menace
"I've seen your di*k n*gga, whatchu mean
It's so small that it's smaller than a f*cking green bean"
Shut up b*tch, you're f*cking black
You scare me so much, I get vietnam flashbacks
I, gotta, big, p*nis
My p*nis is so big, I'm a f*cking genius
My mom always said "you're such a big boy"
Girls think of me when they riding their toys
So all those that say I got a small di*k
I got 3 words for you "your mom gay!"
And your mom is really gay
Gayer than my p*nis, and my p*nis isn't gay

[Outro]
My p*nis isn't small
My p*nis isn't small
My p*nis isn't small
My p*nis isn't small