P! lyrics

Ayo 진짜 open the door right now dude I gotta p*ss man
Yo open the f*ckin' door man, I'm going on in like 3 minutes for real

I knew that this would happen one day: worst nightmare
I should’ve used it right there when I had the chance
Now I’m doing a dance 'cause I can only think of one thing

I gotta take a p*ss. I gotta take a p*ss right now
I don’t wanna do it but I’m crossing my legs a little bit
'cause I need to have this feeling die down

I hear "Lyricks, where's he at?" I’m like "right here"
"Ok great! My name’s Greg, I’m the sound guy, and this will be your mi-"
Gimme that! I know how to use it!
You don’t need to show me how to mute it!
I’ve been doing this over 10 years man, I do this!
But what’s the point of a green room without
A f*cking place where I can poop in??
Getting mad at the establishment
'cause I’m past the feeling of p*ssing in my pants and sh*t
I wanna pee but I can’t and sh*t
The green room packed 'cause we packed this sh*t
My boy from Atlanta, man he had to sh*t
Right then and there so I’m like f*ck it
I hate everybody in this room right now
Everybody in this room’s like a Shawn Wasabi
And I call 'em a Shawn Wasabi 'cause everybody
Right now pushing my buttons
For real man I had to think of something
'cause you know man my fear's on the rise
And then I hear the crowd go wild
And the audience announce it’s the year of the-
sh*t
But like a true rapper I stuck it up
I walked out with my homeboy
I'ma tell you a secret: with a full bladder
Then all of your double times will be on point
And I’m thinking yo what do I do?
Come on think! Rick, just be creative!
And then I waddled over to the water bottle
And said crowd forgive me
'cause I was about to spray the—

[Soundbite]
"I have to say, in the 15 years I've been on the bench, this is one of the most disgusting scenarios I've ever read. Uh, I don't know if you were just completely...I don't wanna say the word...I'll say, drunk...and I don't even know if you know what you did."