I Need a Chick lyrics

I need a chick
I need a chick
I need a chick
Well, I need a chick

I need a chick
To suck my di*k
I need a dog
To lick my hog

Well, I need a cat
To stroke my bat
Well, I need a chick
To suck my di*k

I'm puking and sh*tting and dying of thirst
I ain't got no field to plow
There's no hole for my pole
I'd f*ck a mink stole

I need a chick
To suck my di*k
I need a dog
To lick my hog

I need a cat
To stroke my bat
Well, I need a chick
To suck my di*k
And when I find her
And when I find her
And when I find her

I'm gonna get down on my knees
I'm gonna eat her

‘Cause she's the moon
‘Cause she's the moon
‘Cause she's the moon
Well, she's the moon

I need a woman who understands
There's nothing more spiritual
Than doggy-style love
There's nothing more spiritual
Than doggy-style love
There's nothing more spiritual
Than doggy-style love
There's nothing more spiritual
Than doggy-style love

Well, I need a chick
To suck my di*k
I need a dog
To lick my hog
I need a cat
To stroke my bat
Well, I need a chick
I need a dog
Well, I need a cat
Well, I need a cat
Well, I need a dog
Well, I need a cat
Well, I need a chick
To suck my di*k
Well, I need a dog
To lick my hog
Well, I need a chick

Well, I need a chick (whoah)

Whoah

(Ooh, your di*k feels great)