[Verse 1]
I had the lamest date to the daddy-daughter dance
Maybe that's why I don't like
To f*cking slow dance
And my mom said don't buy vegetables
They won't last
Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past
[Chorus]
And I'm going through these phases
Of people and places
And the turkey is tasting
Just like the sh*t that you're talking
[Verse 2]
So you know I had to shoot that dog
Because everyone's family
When you're in a hospital
And you know I'm scared
Like a third grader on a triple dog dare
[Chrous]
And I'm going through these phases
Of people and places
(Of people!)
And the turkey is tasting
Just like the sh*t that you're talking
(And I'm going through these phases)
And maybe if you took me out to dinner
(Of people and places)
I would like anything
(And the turkey is tasting)
For longer than a year
(Just like the sh*t that you're talking)