Harvard lyrics
by Diet Cig
How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand?
And I'm not sorry
I just hope you trust her more than me
You never wanted to date a college girl
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
Or made your parents proud
I bet she's not as loud
Does it feel better
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
Put your work shoes on
And talk about her at your sh*tty job
Does it feel better
In that cold Boston weather?
f*ck your Ivy League sweater
You know I was better
f*ck your Ivy League sweater