[Verse 1: Justin Roiland & Ryan Ridley]
Yo! Don't be disrespectin' women-kind
'Cus they are just like human guys (Human guys, women are human guys, except they're women)
They're just like men, just like us
Rosie the Riveter came to say...
[Verse 2: Dan Harmon]
Yo! Every sex and every gender is a
Societal cultural bender
You gotta think one way then think another
From your mother to your father and your sister and your brother
[Verse 3: Justin Roiland]
Yo! I wanna f*ck every stupid dumb b*tch
I wanna stick my di*k in their ass
[Outro]
Dan: Oh boy. I'll have to actually rewind. I have to rewind
Justin: I'm just kidding! I'm doing a bit. I'm doing a bit! I'm doing a bit. That was ironic! I was doing a bit, I'm not...
Ryan: Oh. Oh. Oh-Oh! That was ironic, that was a satire, this is a commentary!
Justin: I was just joking! I'm very respectful of women. They're like men, we're all the same, we're all gonna die, we live on a ball in space ladies and gentlemen
Ryan: Aha-ho, what? Ah, man. Ugh
Justin: That's my go-to. To disarm the... social justice warriors
Ryan: Well, now you're giving something to the people on mushrooms watching your commentary
Justin: Yeah, exactly. Turn it up baby! Think about THAT!