Do the Slag lyrics

[Verse 1]
Have you heard about the latest craze
That's sweepin' across the nation?
All the punks from coast to coast
Have discovered an old invention:

[Pre-Chorus]
"Your hair's too long
Hey, you're a queer
You're too new wave
Put down that beer"

[Chorus]
And do the slag, look at 'em run
Do the slag, hey, you sc*m
Do the slag, ain't it fun?
Do the slag, let's all be dumb

[Verse 2]
Badmouth the people we don't know
Make sure it's behind their backs
Don't let new people in our scene
It's more fun than having a friend

[Verse 3]
We'll slag everyone each and every night
So we can pretend that we're all right
Make those pricks feel just so small
We'll show the world we're three feet tall
[Pre-Chorus]
Slander their integrity
Doubt their humanity
Talk about their haircuts
Are their politics correct?

[Chorus]
Do the slag, look at 'em run
Do the slag, hey, you sc*m
Do the slag, ain't it fun?
Do the slag, let's all be dumb

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
Don't let those sissies on the floor
They're unhip, man; they brought the wrong clothes
Let's all do the latest craze
'Cause having allies never pays

[Pre-Chorus]
Slander their integrity
Doubt their humanity
Talk about their haircuts
Are their politics correct?
[Chorus]
Do the slag, look at 'em run
Do the slag, ain't it fun?
Do the slag, hey, you sc*m
Do the slag, let's all be dumb

Do the slag, look at 'em run
Do the slag, ain't it fun?
Do the slag, hey, you sc*m
Do the slag, let's all be dumb