Whips and Things lyrics

[Intro]
We're gon' do this song for Useless

[Chorus]
Oh
I was into whips and things
She was into pain
And I would beat her black and blue
When she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall
Where she went insane
And I was into whips and things
She was into pain, oh

[Verse 1]
Finger f*ckin' Sally
Worked at Kelly's bar
She showed me her titties
In Ronnie Murphy's car
She was the first lady
To let me go that far
Finger f*ckin' Sally
Down at Kelly's bar, and

[Verse 2]
pus*y Eatin' Pamela
Went to Elliot High
Caught her in the bathroom
I thought she would die
Eatin' Susan's pus*y
Licked that sucker dry
pus*y Eatin' Pamela
Went to Elliot High, oh
[Verse 3]
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
Came out after dark
She would give us head jobs
In Centennial Park
All the girls would snub her
Said she was a narc
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
From Centennial Park, yes

[Verse 4]
Good old Bloody Mary's
On the rag again
And pus*y Eatin' Pamela's
Got blood on her chin
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
Got caught after dark
Finger f*ckin' Sally
In Centennial Park, now

[Verse 5]
pus*y Eatin' Pamela
In the county jail
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
Left town on a rail
They sent Bloody Mary
To the pen for life
And
Finger f*ckin' Sally
She became my wife, and
[Chorus]
I was into whips and things
She was into pain
And I would beat her black and blue
When she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall
Where she went insane
And I was into whips and things
She was into pain, oh

[Verse 1]
Finger f*ckin' Sally
Worked at Kelly's bar
She showed me her titties
In Ronnie Murphy's car
She was the first lady
To let me go that far
Finger f*ckin' Sally
Down at Kelly's bar, and

[Verse 2]
pus*y Eatin' Pamela
Went to Elliot High
Caught her in the bathroom
I thought she would die
Eatin' Susan's pus*y
Licked that sucker dry
pus*y Eatin' Pamela
Went to Elliot High, oh
[Verse 3]
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
Came out after dark
She would give us head jobs
In Centennial Park
All the girls would snub her
Said she was a narc
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
From Centennial Park, yes

[Verse 4]
Good old Bloody Mary's
On the rag again
And pus*y Eatin' Pamela's
Got blood on her chin
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
Got caught after dark
Finger f*ckin' Sally
In Centennial Park, now

[Verse 5]
pus*y Eatin' Pamela
In the county jail
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
Left town on a rail
They sent Bloody Mary
To the pen for life
And
Finger f*ckin' Sally
She became my wife, oh

[Chorus]
I was into whips and things
She was into pain
And I would beat her black and blue
When she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall
Where she went insane
And I was into whips and things
She was into pain