Well I was driving down I-95 the other night
When somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this...
Were you bo-rn an as*h*le, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight
Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit, you're an as*h*le tonight
You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight
And I've got a feeling, you'll be an as*h*le the rest of your life
And I was talking to your mother, just the other night
I told her I thought you were an as*h*le, she said "yes, I think you're right"
And a-ll your friends are as*h*les, 'cause you've known them your whole life
And somebo-dy told me, you've got an as*h*le for a wife
Were you bo-rn an as*h*le, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight