All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend lyrics

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
So that I can be much happier!

[Verse 1]
All I want for… [pauses to wipe brow] is a girlfriend
But she has to be 18 to 22!
And she must be boyfriend-freeee, too!
Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on match.com!

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
So that I won't be so lonely!

[Verse 2]
Oh, the boyfriend-free factor is so high!
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
You can't tell how many—what the girlfriends are paired up or not
Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
Now and forever-mooorrre!