So Need a Cute Girlfriend lyrics

*autistic Chris Chan sounds*
Hey, hey, hey, look at me!
Look over here, I'm sitting here
I'm over here, I'm sitting here, all sad and lonely!

Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

And I see the ladies walking
Along one by one
Never wanna hear
"I have a boyfriend!"

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

Why do all of the j*rks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice
But I want you to know this
That I am a lonesome heart!
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

And I have no fire
But a desire
To not, to not, to not, to not
I don't wanna hear you say

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"