[Verse 1]
I'm a robot
With the motorcycle gas tank
For a head
I’m the jelly that the cat licked from the bowl before the rest
[Verse 2]
I spread butter with the fish knife
And other weird things, too
I see people come in twos
Just like breasts do
[Refrain]
I'm the motherf*cking Birthday Boy
Don't steal my thunder, Baby Jesus
[Verse 3]
We used to race shopping trolleys
Around the supermarket
And I pay a pound
As a deposit
[Refrain]
I'm the motherf*cking Birthday Boy
Don't steal my thunder, Baby Jesus