Santa’s p*ssed lyrics

[Intro]
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost its wheel
*scratch* And the Joker f*cked your mom!

[Verse 1]
Right in the ass
Hey, hey, little girls and boys
What's on your list for this year?
Teddy bears and lots of gifts
Well too f*cking bad you greedy little b*tch!
You're getting razorblades
Stockings of hand grenades
And in your sleep tonight
I'm gonna c*m on your face!

[Chorus]
You're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
The milk was sour and the cookies sucked
So thanks for nothing, you f*cking c*nt
You're not getting anything for Christmas. you f*cking whore
Santa's p*ssed and he's taking names, and you're first in line

[Break]
(Later we'll have some f*cking pie, and we'll do some caroling)
[Chris Motionless and "Peter Griffin"]
Put that cookie down
Put that cookie down, motherf*cker!
"As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living."

[Refrain]
Santa's p*ssed and he's coming to town
Santa's p*ssed and he's coming to town
He's taking names and he's throwing down

[Interlude]
Wicked witch of president sleep
You smell like you're not going to see what you want to see
Big brother's gonna shove it up your ass
1,000 oinks scratching at the field amount of dignity
You said you’d always love meat, you’ll see what gravity or anti-gravity can sleet
Preacher says you ought to get the f*ck out of the way
That’s when he looked at Duke, Spotsburg, he saw excitement
With the dancing, you love dashing, you like that prancing, Dixon
You hate Comet, you hate Cupid, f*cking Donner and Blitzen
What did you expect, gotta go harder, b*tch
You f*cking Donner go hug a f*cking light switch
Some people never thought that coppers would run out
Go save your breath and send Santa back to the sl*t house

[Verse 2]
5 - severed heads in a box
4 - b*tches on my c*ck
3 - beds of nails
2 - bullets
1 - gun
[Breakdown]
Broken candycanes
Stockings of coal and bad grades
You better watch out

[Bridge]
(Bend ya ova, I'ma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)

[Chorus]
You're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
The milk was sour and the cookies sucked
So thanks for nothing, you f*cking c*nt
You're not getting anything for Christmas, you f*cking whore
Santa's p*ssed and he's taking names, and you're first in line
b*tch!

[Outro]
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal