I p*ssed In Your Mountain Dew ‘97 lyrics

I p*ssed in your mountain dew, you didn't even notice
Are you that f*cking dumb that you can't taste p*ss?
Now they'll rush you to the emergency room and give you a stomach pump
I'll say that urine's a lot better than eating all that junk food
Its fortified with lots of riboflavonoids and vitamin C and sh*t and whatnot
If you don't believe me then you can drink my pee
If you get out of the hospital stay the f*ck away from me
You've been b*tching all your life, dude stop whining. You'll be alright
Why do all the ska bands say pickitup they go
Pickituppickitupickitup but what did I put down you f*ck?
Did you think I dropped a beat? Put it down and its complete
Chris is a veggie boy cause he doesn't like to eat meat
Rudy wears a suit and tie its 100 degrees outside
Aren't you hot or is style that important to you?
As you can see that 2-Tone whatever ain't for me
I put it down now. 123
You've been b*tching all your life, if you stop whining you'll be alright
I'm gonna try to make it through the night