Merry di*kmas lyrics

[Intro: TwizzlerKid]
c*ck!

[Verse 1: Twizzlerkid & Plaqueboymax]
c*m on me, it look like snow
Give f*ck 'bout n*ggas, swear 'bout hoes
I like the di*k in my bootyhole
I like the nut it look like snow
Shoutout to Santa, he drinking my nut like a fanta
Planted the di*k in my ass, he a planter
He suckin' me down like a Kool-Aid Jammer
He hit from the back, he hit like a hammer, uh
You know that I moan when he put it in
You know that di*k big, don't ask if it's in
You know that I nut ten times when it's in
I want a dildo for Christmas, I want a di*k for Christmas
I want a c*ck for Christmas, I'm sucking c*ck for Christmas
Big di*k I'm putting in, I wanna be f*cking
Big di*k I'm whipping out, I wanna be sucking
'Cause the di*k (Uh) I need the di*k, the di*k (Yeah)
'Cause the di*k (Yeah) I need the di*k, thе di*k (Uh)

[Verse 2: Plaqueboymax]
Uh, I need a di*k, the di*k (Uh)
Uh, I need it right now (Uh)
Damn, he givin' me pipе now (Woah, woah)
Damn, he givin' it good (Woah, woah)
Damn, he causin' a flood (Woah, woah)
Damn, I'm ridin' his wood (Woah, woah)
Feel like a pony, I'm ridin' his wood
Yeah, I'm finna suck this n*gga, then I'm kickin' him out
Yeah, if I don't get the di*k, I'ma pout
I need the BBC right now fasho (Right now fasho)
f*ck this n*gga, I'ma f*ck up his throat
Yeah, they call me a throat goat (Throat Goat)
Your n*gga already know though
Feel like Teanna, they call me a throat goat
Damn, damn, damn, me and Twizz, we is the gayest (Woah, woah)
f*cking these booty holes, I don't care if I get AIDS, b*tch (Woah, woah)
Yeah, hold on, I'ma suck it up then I'ma pray for it
Damn, uh, I love di*k, I just need one day with it
Uh, shooting a move, I feel like it's [?]
Damn, blast in his face with the semen, I feel like a cannon
He suck it up, tell me it's splendid, uh, yeah, he tell me it's splendid delight
Damn, I like gay n*ggas like Dwight, uh, I like gay n*ggas like Dwight (I like gay n*ggas just like Dwight)
Uh, f*ck Korina, f*ck Gabby
All you b*tches did me dirty, f*ck y'all
I don't even wanna f*ck y'all
I'm a man, yeah, I'll f*ck em' all
I'm a man, yeah, I'll f*ck em' all
I'm a man, yeah, I'll f*ck em' all
I'm a man, yeah, I'll f*ck 'em all (f*ck 'em all)
Damn, this soft ass beat, n*gga, turn it up (Turn it up)
I deepthroat, then I'm throwing up
f*ck me, now I'm throwing up
I only like n*ggas, I'm done with all of you b*tches (Slay)
I'm done with all of you b*tches (Yeah)
I'm done with all of you b*tches, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
Slay, yeah
Don't touch me if you a woman
Don't touch me if you a miss
Don't touch me if you a female
I love n*ggas, I won't switch
Uh, I love n*ggas, I won't switch
Uh, I love n*ggas, I won't switch