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I was so wasted
[Verse 1]
I was a surfer
And I had a skateboard
I was so heavy
And I lived on the Strand
I was a dumb sh*t
And I was a f*ck-up
I was so napped out
I was out of my head
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[Verse 2]
I was a hippie
And I was a burn-out
I was so wasted
I was out of my head
I was a punker
And I had a mohawk
I was so gnarly
And I drove my dad's car
[Chorus]