David Gilmour's a b*tch ass motherf*cker
He p*ssed on my f*cking band
That's right, he took his black stratocaster di*k out and he p*ssed on my f*cking band and he said his di*k was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting"
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: David Gilmour, you got a small di*k, it's the size of this cassette except way smaller
And guess what?
Here's what my dong looks like
That's right baby, all cut, no amlor, no tdb, look at that it looks like an entire bass and an amp
He f*cked my grade so guess what?
I'm gonna f*ck David Gilmour
That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER p*ss
Except I'm not on p*ssing on David Gilmour, I'm gonna go higher, I'M p*ssING ON PINK FLOYD
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT RICHARD WRIGHT, I p*ssED ON PINK FLOYD YOU IDIOT!
You have until 1983 before the p*ss drop-el-ets hit the f*cking band, and now get out of my sight, before I p*ss on you too