Good Afternoon lyrics

(Verse 1)
[CLINT]
Now, fellow, here you are
In a sh*tty British bar
With a frothy little frown upon your lips
Another pint for me friend
Extra warm!

[PRESENT]
Your accent blows

[CLINT]
Well, I beg to differ
As you're drownin' in that ale, you're
Feelin' like a failure
Sorrier than soggy fish and chips
But you don't have to sit and pout
Just let your inner Scrooge come out
'Cause why should any other j*rk enjoy his day?
When you're down in the dumps and need some cheerin' upsies
Turn and tap
A 'apless chap
And sweetly say:

(Chorus)
Good afternoon! Good afternoon!
[BARMAID]
Well, I never!

[CLINT]
Just let one fly
And you'll be smi-
Lin' pretty soon
Like this: Good afternoon!

[CUSTOMER]
I beg your pardon!

[CLINT]
You pompous ass

[BARMAID]
It's like "p*ss off!" but with a little touch of class

[CLINT AND BARMAID]
Oh, two little words can totally change a tune

[CLINT]
Good afternoon!

[CUSTOMER]
Good afternoon!
[BARMAID]
Good afternoon!

[CLINT]
I'm sensing "No"

(Verse 2)
[CLINT]
So you've done nothing wrong
In so very, very long
And I get it's an important point of pride

[PRESENT]
It's part of my job

[CLINT]
But come on, now don't stay quiet
You know you wanna try it
Better to never let all of the bitter be bottled up inside

[CARRIAGE DRIVER]
Oi! Out of the road, dingus!

[CLINT]
Oh, come on, bub. He's got it coming. You know you want to. Come on! Come on! It's right there. Just let it...
(Chorus)
[PRESENT]
Good afternoon!

[CLINT]
Yes!

[PRESENT]
Good afternoon!

[CARRIAGE DRIVER]
The hell you say!

[CLINT]
So you're a wankerous, cantankerous buffoon

[POLICEMAN]
What's all this, then?

[PRESENT]
Good afternoon!
You smell of sh*te

[CLINT]
Now we didn't say "Good morning" or "Good night"

[PRESENT]
That's right!

[POLICEMAN]
Get back here!

[CLINT AND PRESENT]
Yes, two little words can totally change a tune

[CLINT]
Good afternoon

[PRESENT]
Good afternoon

[LITTLE GIRL]
Good afternoon!

(Bridge)
[PRESENT]
She clogged the loo

[WOMAN]
Good afternoon!

[CLINT]
He diddled your wife

[GENTLEMAN]
Good afternoon!

[MAN]
It meant not a thing, I swear upon my life

[WOMAN]
Good afternoon!

[PRESENT]
He has the plague

[WOMAN]
Good afternoon!

[CLINT]
She called you a whore

[WOMAN]
Good afternoon!

[OLIVER TWIST]
I'm an orphan. Please, sir, may I have some more?

[CLINT AND PRESENT]
Good afternoon!

[CLINT]
Hello, guv'nor!

[GENTLEMAN]
Good afternoon!

[CLINT]
Pardon his French!

[GENTLEMAN]
Good afternoon!

[CLINT AND PRESENT]
Just deplore 'em
With decorum
Like you're Judi bloody Dench

[CLINT]
Wait, wait, was that Judi Dench?

[PRESENT]
Oh my God, she's a national treasure. I love her in everything

[CLINT]
I loved her in that, that chocolate

[PRESENT]
Chocolat

[CLINT]
Chocolat!

[ALL]
While we're stumbling through the streets of London town
The quickest little pick-me-up is kicking people down

(Instrumental break)

[ALL]
Good afternoon! It's tons of fun

[PRESENT]
And if you're short, then you can kiss my di*kens, son!

[CLINT]
Woah, woah! No, no, no, no! Stop!

[PRESENT]
No, it's Charles di*kens! It's a funny little thing

[CLINT]
Yes, thank you, but there is a baby

[PRESENT]
Oh, there's a baby! Madam, I am so sorry!

[CLINT]
He should be/ And ma'am

[CLINT AND PRESENT]
Good afternoon!

[ALL]
Good afternoon!
Our favorite swear
Just let a little vile fill the village square

[CLINT]
A pin to pop some prick's balloon

[PRESENT]
And nobody is immune

[ALL]
For giving a man
A kick in the pantaloon
Oh, two little words can totally change a tune
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