The Comic Relief Cypher lyrics

[Verse 1: Ron Stoppable (Matt Raichous)]
Yo, listen up! Let me run it back on the track
No cap, it's not another Naked Mole Rap
Ya'll know I'm Un-stoppable
I've established that already, watch me fold the beat like a Naco
Brochacho I keep it steady
Cause you know when I'm spittin' I keep my rhymes sick
Even when I'm goofing off, I'm not a sidekick
Mastered Tai Shine Pek Kwar, you can't take me hand to hand
Cause I kill it on the beat when it's droppin' like my pants!
You'll wanna weep when you see that you can't beat me
Bueno Nacho Bars, bro, your chops are cheesy
You think you've got me beat? You don't know me too well!
I leave my enemies like Gill 'cause they're takin' two L's
You're watching what I do and thinking you can do this?
Man, I've heard better arguments come outta Rufus
I got that dawg in me, I'm Barkin on the track
Got them bad b*tches on my Lipsky like Dr. Drak

[Verse 2: Beast Boy (GreenBeanXP)]
Green mean machine's 'bout to show you what it means
I'm the best of the team 'cause you know I got the beast in me!
I don't need no cape to fly 'cause I can turn any animal
I'm a vegan so you know I'm not a cannibal
Like a zoology, I am a prodigy
This is my hobby and no one is stopping me
Even the H.I.V.E cannot handle me
You cannot handle my transformation
You can't stop my termination
People stepping back like I'm radiation
So you know you can't f*ck with me son!
All these pus*y motherf*ckers getting mad 'cause I build different
Yeah, you know I'm strong as an elephant
You cannot handle my element, Raven stay as my honey
Teen Titans GO! Always making that pyramid scheme money
Always an 11, you cannot handle my element
It's like a game 'cause I level it
League is irrelevent when you put a leash on a beast
I still untameable, this beat is crazies
Like I'm rapping heavy metal
[Verse 3: Michelangelo (B-Lo)]
Call me the Sistine Chapel with the way that people look up to me
Green turtle in the orange mask
I keep it fresh like a Fanta drink
Coming out at the dead of night
I lurk through the New York City streets
Shredder better change his clan name
Cause my bros are the ones bringing out the feet
What's up? This ninja can chuck nunchucks
Get the jump on chumps got nothin' on us
Wanna rough with us? You don't know how much
That the mutagen sludge really buff us up
Party dude I leave 'em wasted
Then dance all over their unconscious body
Just got my shell fully waxed this turtle kid serving up karate
Michelangelo, Raph, Donnie, Leo, Look at these four bros
Go, Go Ninia, Go! Just because I like to goof around
With some gaming and dancing
They all think I'm the weakest but you just misunderstand me
They say that I play too much and I don't quite stick the landing
But which one of the four of us was the Last Ronin standing

[Verse 4: Soos (Leo Barqui)]
Hm, seems we need a new attraction
Soos! Get out there and entertain the people!
Come on down to the Shack! I promise you won't regret it
Go find all sorts of knick-knacks
In a mishmash and a big catch here
Selling 'em for big stacks, all to get Stan and his deadpan
To put this man in his big family and one day it'll be clear
Bill's calling you the fat one here while I'm past appearing
Only see a perfect boy when I'm looking
In the cracks of a mirror
How you gonna try to make a cast any weirder?
Is the low I reach new if I eat the beat too?
Nah totally still gonna eat it like I got a chip on my chest
And a chip in my head but I never get one on my shoulder
Never gonna act any older 'cause I don't need to
Even after our Mageddon is over
Still coming down hard like I'm running my arm
Into some kinda pipe in the closet I sleep in
Never make a big deal, never making big deals in a Cipher
When the Bills start to bleed in
Nobody is born cool but I'm on a course to
Putting in the most work even when I'm sleepin
Cause I been the sweetness watch me bringing all the joy
In the weirdness
I'm not normally one for hip-hop
But, that was quite the performance, Soos!
[Verse 5: Numbuh 2 (GXG Wolf)]
Teenage, adults I'mma run through that list
Peep and they know all them hits
Not Numbuh 4 'cause they catch the fist
Roll with a bag 'cause I'm bagging a b*tch
Peep my wrist 'cause they know I'm him
Big body, I ain't one for the gym
Seeing my gain and they seeing my wins
Watch how they talk cause they seeing my sins
Funny how they tryna talk like Numbuh 2 really ain't the goat
If they tryna talk and when I'm funny they copy my flows
Rainbow Monkey I ain't never been your friends
Talk on tech then you really meet your ends
Holdup, I roll with a Tommy, I'm holding a Tommy
If they gon' talk well they catching the body
I'm gonna move, I ain't in no harm
I'm in a talk with the days they found me
They been tryna say Numbuh 2 really not me
Ain't it funny how they could never reach the tree
I mean if they really gonna talk, cut a body up for free
If they really want it slow it down for my peace
Peep the movies I've been moving for my crew
So if they really get to talking, I could f*ck what they do
Roll the Numbuh 2 that really is the best
With this symbol that's imbedded
I've been rolling on my chest
If they get to talking, they ain't never stop my quest
I've been rolling with Numbuh 1, so you know that we a threat
[Verse 6: Sokka (Water2k18)]
In the strongest group and run it like a pack of wolves
Staying hungry already ate mine, so we eat your food
The only way y'all eating is really 'cause I let y'all to
I got the tool by my side, throw boomerangs and pop a fool
Yuh, I been handling my business
There's no need for magic water, Captain Boomerang been winning
I'm a warrior at heart, so you best not touch my sister
It's the Sokka from the South, I might show you to my city
It ain't nothing to me 'cause I'm pretty much the captain now
Spin around putting dirt on my name? Then we send you down
Toph be metal bending, so there's really ain't no "talk it out"
But I be shooting the breeze like there's ever much to talk about
Taking down the Fire Nation send them to the Pearly Gates
Beat them down get the blade, introduce you to Aang like
You were Katara, he treating you like Ozai
I'm the sauce, that's why I be put off to the side

[Verse 7: Hooty (OHRA1N)]
Try not to find out what's behind the door
Hooting for war, I mean hooting some more
I mean who gives a hoot, get the boot to the core
Who gonna step up to Hooty, the enemies moody
I swear it's been new to the lore
I was just made to play spread out and soar
They don't f*ck with the King, they end up on the floor
This brand new cycle, this blick and this rifle
Gonna make this next battle ignorable
Knock twice if you need help
Means well this fresh life ain't too horrible
No need for a welcome mat say "Welcome Matt"
Damn, I just wish I was portable
Look at the beak, look at the smile
That's why they call me "a-door-able"
I might be a comic but nobody playin'
f*ck out my face what you sayin'
Carnivorous bird so I'm preyin'
In the Owl House know I been stayin'
I've never been just one to mess with
Who is you besting? I turn you red in a second
Comedic relief so I'm jestin', why are you testin'
I was just born like a legend
I know they been sleepin' on me but I can't even rest
Now they know why I'm the best
I keep my feeling and problems in life all expressed
I'll let you cry in my nest
A loyal companion that you can make friends and have calls
I'll be waiting inside of your walls
Now I'm the creator of everything packed through the halls
And that's why Gravity Falls

[Verse 8: Ed (Jenni No Mercy)]
They call me Ed! I am the best! My head is full of thoughts
Of buttered bread and chicken breasts!
The Cul-de-sac quack! A lackey here to make a mess!
Chasing crazy sweets and gravy making quarters taking checks!
You maybe wanna say that Ed can only bring the muscle
But you better bet your bippy that when it is time to tussle
That I'm a monster protecting my friends like no other
Got brotherly love even when against Eddy's brother!
We run the neighborhood into the hater's hood
Tasting every Jawbreaker making sure that the flavor's good
Staying as the life of the party, you might think I'm a clown
But watch out! When I raise the roof, I bring the house down!
I'll hit a track like I got a pebble in my shoe
Eating through a beat like the metal slides I'm chewing through!
You better run off 'cause my bars hurt like the di*kens
Wait, what's my next line? Oh right! Chickens!

[Verse 9: Patrick Star (Eric the Audible)]
There once was a cypher of cartoonish madness
They gathered all goobers and masters of slapstick
They just didn't know who to round out the track with
Hello? Oh this is Patrick!
That's ain't my wallet, it ain't got enough dollars
I got bottomless pockets, bro we the Bikini Ballers
And they come clammin' for the money, I just do it for fum though
Saw Nick's Ms and I grew 'em like it's Wumbo
Still jellyfishin' with my friend, yeah, jealousy's beneath me
I'm staring in my own show catch me on the TV
Livin like Larry, I ain't got, to care about
The bubble blowing baby flowing with the Sailor Mouth
So check it, I've got myself a question
Who are you people? Where is your hit record?
So whose bars give the hardy hars? P.S. It's the giraffe's
No wait, Patrick Star's

[Verse 10: Shaggy Rogers (Matt Raichous)]
You all thought you were gonna get a Comic Relief cypher
Without the GOAT, huh?
Ya'll thought y'all could run it on the track
Without callin' in the master of runnin' it back
Like, I'm eatin up the beat, y'all call that a snack
The hacks get no slack when they're left unmasked
Like, this is new to me, y'all thought y'all were excluding me
Eluding me when all of y'alls jokes and punches allude to me
Been in the game for five decades like, y'all aren't toppin' me
I'm hoppin' on the beat like
The ghouls and freaks y'all aren't stoppin' me
The scenes been filled with wacks and loonies
Don't know what they're doing
Think you're out doing me? Must be smokin' Scooby doobies
Like, I've been making people bust a gut for so long
I keep you on your ass even after the show's done
My mischief and antics are f*ckin' iconic
Wanna be me so bad y'all got it chronic
Like man, it's ironic y'alls jokes are all bombs
While my comedy hits are atomic
Even when I'm a vegan I'm beefin' up
So step up or I'll knock your ass bottoms up
I'm solvin' mysteries with foolery and trickery
While leaving the names of the Freaks and Geeks as ancient history