Aunt flow she comes to visit
The day my baby goes away
And hit the household like a blizzard
And leaves the place in disarray
She'll ride a crimson tide
Upon a white cotton horse
A qualified tour guide
Around the grounds for divorce because of course
She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
She can be so sweet
When she's being herself
But the demon beneath
Should seek professional help
She's got an urge to kill
Like some kind of maniac
I tried to call up doctor Phil, (hello?)
I want my girlfriend back this b*tch is wak
She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath
Cause she's happy and she's sad and she's
Doing what she can just to
Keep it on an evenish keel
But you have to understand that the
Rag is at her glands and she
Can't control the way that she feels
She can function day to day if you
Stay out of her way or she could
Slay you for the evening meal
And anything you say could be
Taken in a way she finds
Offensive with a penchant to kill
She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath