Good Kisser Skit lyrics

[Skit: Usher]
She was standing by the monkey bars with a weird look in her eyes
So I ran like hell in the other direction
But, uh, for a chubby girl, baby was fast
Before I knew it, she pinned me to the ground
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, just sloppy, kissing all over me
Sound like my face was in a car wash
It messed me up, messed me up bad
To this day when I see someone spit while washing their car, I think of you, the first kiss