Pain in da Ass Stewardess (Skit) lyrics

[Lady on Intercom]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be landing in about 20 minutes, descending into Kennedy Airport. The time is 5:20 am and we're a little bit early this evening. The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling
Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight. We'll be coming around collecting your blankets and headphones. So, please fasten your seat belts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your... ass. (laughs)

[Stewardess]
Sir, can you please fasten your seat belt, we're preparing for landing

[Redman]
Aight, I'mma do it right now, I just gotta get something out of this bag

[Stewardess]
Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away?

[Redman]
Alright, hold on, I told you I'mma do it right in one minute, I just got to get something out of this bag

[Stewardess]
Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman, I've been telling you this entire flight it's against federal regulations to use a Walk-

[Redman]
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen, I told y'all I was going to do it in one minute, you're starting to get on my f*cking nerves, get the f*ck outta here, 'aight?

[Stewardess]
Sir, is there a problem?

[Redman]
*sighs* Yeah, there's a problem
[Stewardess]
Do I have to alert the captain?

[Redman]
Yeah... Alert your captain this. (gun c*cks) Get the f*ck over here!
(stewardess screams) Come here, b*tch!
(stewardess still screaming) Take me to the f*cking captain!
(door opens, stewardess still screaming)
Who's in charge here?!

[Captain]
I am

(Gun Fires)

[Redman]
I said, who's in charge here?

[Co-Pilot]
Uh, you are

[Redman]
Alright then, now turn this motherf*cker around!

[Redman talking on intercom]
Is this sh*t on?
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. This is a mother-f*cking stickup. We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet
I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, motherf*cking shoes, sneakers, socks, I want the credit cards, the welfare cards. I even want your f*cking frequent flyer miles
I'm telling you the first motherf*cker to move is gonna catch this motherf*cker
Now send the bag around... Thank you
(people start screaming)
[Redman]
Motherf*cker, didn't I say don't move?!

(gun fires 4 time)
(Plane starts falling)
(people still screaming)