Plane Crash Blues (I Can’t Play the Piano) lyrics

This plane is going down
Anything to make you feel better
At least this time when it goes down in flames
No one could say that you’re to blame

I forgot how to drive
That’s why I’m taking this flight
With all of my sh*t piled on the passenger seat
I just couldn’t keep my eyes on the street
Now I go ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

This weather’s making me crazy
Lightning keeps thinking it likes me
And I guess I can see why it wants to hit
But I am not a light though I am lit

I’m just cruising through the stop sign
Sorry officer, the radio was blowing my mind
They were playing a song, gone out of tune
I’ll take the rhythm but f*ck those blues

I’m not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all
I’m not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all
I’m not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad at all
I’m not sad, not sad, not sad, not sad, not…
That’s not bad, man, keep going, you can do it, you already did it!
You can make no mistakes, you’re perfect, you totally got this!
Just shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up with all these bad vibes, all this yelling
Just shut up!

And if your luggage is lost, you can leave without it
And if you run out of drugs, you can sleep without 'em, I know you can
And if you want to go home, you can call a taxi
And if you don’t want to talk, you can sit in the backseat

Ooh

My car just touched another
And everyone got hurt