My Lady’s coachman John lyrics
by Henry Purcell
My Lady's coachman John, be'ng married to her Maid
Her Ladyship did hear on't and to him thus she said:
"I never had a wench so handsome in my life;
I prithee therefore tell me, how got you such a wife?"
John star'd her in the face and answered very blunt:
"E'en as my Lord got you." "How's that?" "Why, by the c*nt."