Dr. f*cker M.D. (Musical Deviant) lyrics

Baby iron cross my heart
You know I hope to die
If I ain't off the chart
From your normal average guy
Like some mad nitro meth
Kinda psychopath
I gotta laugh at death's
Meanass deadly wrath
Calling Dr. f*cker
Calling Dr. f*cker
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. f*cker
Calling Dr. f*cker
Rock'n'roll M.D
They call me Dr. f*cker
You might feel a little pinch
It's a diesel mothertrucker
Solid gold lead pipe cinch
Eyes as green as goosesh*t
Squirtin' acid from my tongue
I run with all the whozits
And my mainspring's done been sprung
Calling Dr. f*cker
Calling Dr. f*cker
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. f*cker
Calling Dr. f*cker
Rock'n'roll M.D
Well, nitro-methane brainbats
Got their fangs in my vein
But medicine for acrobats
Alleviates the pain
Got to oversize sparkplugs
And a gover-mental warning
Take two weeks worth of drugs
And call me in the morning
Calling Dr. f*cker
Calling Dr. f*cker
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. f*cker
Calling Dr. f*cker
Rock'n'roll M.D
Spoken: Now, I want you to pop two of these purple pills every three hours, and three of these gelatin capsules every two hours, and I am putting you on a strict regimen of my patented f*cker's Finest Formula Medicine! A [...] elixir and a [...] mixture of spirits of [...] in an exact proportion which I've perfected, for the unfortunate or misdirected... and an 8oz glass of Wild Turkey! *Maniacal laughter*