Elmore Help Desk lyrics

[Vere 1: Karen & Alison]
Good morning, Elmore Help Desk! How can I assist you?
I've just been abandoned by my brand-new fiancé
I'm gonna need his details so I can assist you
I know it sounds unlikely, but I never got his name

[*The phone rings*]

[Verse 2: Karen & Rocky]
Sorry, caller, hold the line!
Good morning, Elmore Help Desk! How can I be of service?
A crazy alligator lady wants to be my bride!
And what is it about her that's making you so nervous?
Eighty-seven teeth and a butt that's five-foot wide

[*Another phone rings*]

[Verse 3: Karen & Marvin]
Sorry, caller, hold the line!
Good morning, Elmore Help Desk! How can I assist you?
I'm gonna need a bit of help to get me standing straight
And do you have a wife, sir, or someone elsе who's with you?
I don't, but if you're offering, I'll pick you up at eight

[*Yet another phone rings*]
[Verse 4: Karen & Gaylord]
Morning, Elmorе Help Desk! How can I assist you?
I wanna sue the lousy flying head who made me crash!
There is no need to shout, sir, I really must insist, you—
Our taxes pay your wage, so I'm entitled to be brash!

[*Another phone rings*]

[Verse 5: Karen & Hank]
Yes?! Help Desk, what seems to be the crisis?
An accident has left me very widely spread
Stay calm and wait for help, sir, that's what my advice is
I would, but I'm afraid I have an itch upon my head
[*starts yelling*]
Sorry, caller, hold the line!

[*Karen accidentally switches back to Mr. Robinson's line instead of Alison's*]

[Verse 6: Karen, Gaylord, Marvin, Rocky & *Alison*]
Morning, ma'am, I'm back now, I found your lost fiancé
Who you calling "ma'am"? This service is appalling
Sorry, sir, I'm trying! There's no need to be nasty!
I might have been back home by now if I'd have started crawling
Morning, Elmore Help Desk—
Stop that crazy gator!
*Again, I am a crocodile! I'm eccentric, I'm not mad!*
Oh, boy...
[*Karen starts turning red with anger*]

[Verse 7: Karen, Hank, Marvin, Gaylord & *Rocky*]
Can someone scratch me?
I think I'll call back later
I'll have your job for this!
*Wait a sec, is that my dad?*
Okay, enough already!

[Karen to Mr. Robinson] You get some manners!
[Karen to Rocky] And you get a life!
[Karen to Hank] You need some spanners!
[Karen to Marvin] And you need a wife!
[Karen to Alison] You need a payoff!
Now I need a day off!