If It Has to Be Christmas lyrics

It's Christmas
A time of joy and generosity
The season of good deeds and charity
We're inspired by the love and warmth we see

It's easy as one, two, three
When it's Christmas
You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange
You give someone in need a little change
Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged
And I gotta say

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an as*h*le
If you think the season is the reason
You're a piece of sh*t
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a low-life f*cking twat

It's Christmas
You spare a little change and make believe
Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve
Then you entertain yourself with gluttony
And shopping sprees

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're a son of a b*tch
If you think compassion's just in fashion
You're a f*cking nob
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
You're a spineless f*cking turd
Oh, you're so pleased with yourself
Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an as*h*le (You're an as*h*le!)
If you think the season is the reason
You're a wanker
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a f*ck face

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're a bast*rd
If you think compassion's just in fashion
You're a f*cking nob
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
You're a spineless f*cking turd

You're a spineless f*cking turd

Make that f*cking change