Turbulence Anthem lyrics

[Chorus: DigBar]
When she see the size of my di*k, she start slurping it
Every time I jump, it’s a (Whole bunch of turbulence)
She like, “DigBar, what is that? Baby, I ain’t even heard of it”
I told her that she better get to motherf*cking learning it
So, I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like shе just fought a bear
My turbulence comе through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that sh*t could play piano
My sh*t could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo

[Verse 1: DigBar]
Man, I tried to get JustJoOfficial up on the track
Man, I hit him with a DM but he never hit me back
And I had to hurry up and get this out because it slaps
But if he wanna hop up on the part 2, I run it back
Everybody think of turbulence is something on the plane
But this sh*t the real turbulence, the other sh*t is lame
This sh*t sound like n*ggas clapping at the end of a game
This sh*t sound like cheeks clapping in the middle of a train
Man, y’all know it’s DigBar, and when I get my di*k hard
My sh*t started jumping like the lamp off of Pixar
And everybody listening to this and saying, “Pause”
I’ma use my turbulence to give your ass a round of applause
[Break: DigBar]
Woo!

[Verse 2: DigBar]
How the hell’s it gay when it’s my own di*k?
Rapping about the turbulence, my n*gga call me GTurbo
2024, I’ma do a song with G Herbo
All this off the dome, there ain’t no script, there ain’t no teleprompter
When I start jumping, it get real loud like a helicopter
People be thinking that it’s an earthquake in Hong Kong
But it’s really just this big cake and long dong

[Chorus: DigBar]
When she see the size of my di*k, she start slurping it
Every time I jump, it’s a (Whole bunch of turbulence)
She like, “DigBar, what is that? Baby, I ain’t even heard of it”
I told her that she better get to motherf*cking learning it
So, I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear
My turbulence come through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that sh*t could play piano
My sh*t could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo
[Verse 3: Alex Schor]
Ugh, we ain’t even on a plane, though
Turbulence done caught a couple bodies, call him Jane Doe
Gay guys hitting on me, tryna taste the rainbow
Sorry, I can’t do that, man, you gotta let this plane go
Peeped the helicopter and I changed locations
I don’t go for single women, all the good hoes taken
Think you can handle the shaking? Baby, you must be mistaken
I go from front in the back and I leave you cooked like this bacon
This sh*t got a mind of its own, giving me attitude
Everybody’s praising it like God giving gratitude
All these homophobic motherf*ckers, b*tch, I’m mad at you
Only know you don’t like di*k because you had it, dude
Animal control, I’m a dog, they wanna get me caught
Lil Uzi Vert turbulence, I just wanna rock
Talking about turbulence, to summarize, we got a lot
And like a sh*tty FedEx worker, I beat up the box

[Chorus: DigBar]
When she see the size of my di*k, she start slurping it
Every time I jump, it’s a (Whole bunch of turbulence)
She like, “DigBar, what is that? Baby, I ain’t even heard of it”
I told her that she better get to motherf*cking learning it
So, I showed her the basics, I started jumping in the air
And then the speed picked up and then I knocked over a chair
There was so much wind, man, y’all should have saw her hair
Man, the turbulence had her looking like she just fought a bear
My turbulence come through snapping, I call it Thanos
My turbulence so talented that sh*t could play piano
My sh*t could stir up a tsunami and flood Orlando
Fully-auto turbulence never run out of ammo