Asso Asso Yogoshi lyrics
by Max Boyce
We play wales on Lugby Tour
It long way from Tokyo!
Learn Cwm Rhondaa if we can
Teach to little chilan, in Japan!
Asso Asso Yugoshi, me welsh speaking Japanese!
In Penyglaeg we play first game
Papers say we not to blame
Papers say we not last class
Just not used to 5ft grass!
Asso Asso Yugoshi, me welsh speaking Japanese
Western Mail say that we too small
We can't get no ball at all!
But we eat bamboo shoots to grow
Fit platform boots o second row!
Asso Asso Yugoshi, me welsh speaking Japanese
But we build big new factories
Fillеd with plastic surgeries
Next timе we come you no laugh
We have 9ft outside half!
Asso Asso Yugoshi, me welsh speakig Japanese!
Next time we come from Japan
We'll have vely vely seclet plan
Seclet plan, man we can't wait
Kung Fu we trained to be number 8!
Asso Asso Yugoshi me welsh speaking Japanese!
Tommy David, he very big man
None like him out in Japan!
But when we found, we couldn't stop
We gived him (click) Karate Chop!
Asso Asso Yugoshi, me welsh speaking Japanese!
When we lost we did not floun
Geisha Girls wll lub us down
Gareth Edwards asked me please
Next time can he play for Japanese!
Asso Asso Yugoshi me welsh speaking Japanese!
So me buy plesent if i can
The wife back home out in Japan
She open box, find something long
Liccle welsh doll made in Hong Kong!
Asso Asso Yugoshi me welsh speaking Japanese!