Female to Female A lyrics

[MAUREEN]
Female to female, female to female, female to female
Joanne, we said female to female
When we left the house, what cable did we say to pack?
No, that's a headphone jack

[JOANNE]
Yes, Maureen

[MAUREEN]
No, the plugs are red and black

[JOANNE]
Yes, Maureen

[MAUREEN]
Did you check the knapsack?

[JOANNE]
Yes, Maureen

[MAUREEN]
Then you'll have to go back

[JOANNE]
I guess, Maureen
[MAUREEN]
We said RCA

[JOANNE]
Uh-huh

[MAUREEN]
We said RCA

[JOANNE]
You're right

[MAUREEN]
To connect the sampler to the digital delay

[JOANNE]
Let's not get uptight

[MAUREEN]
To run from the amp to the video display
Am I such a dumb cow?

[JOANNE]
No!

[MAUREEN]
Should I take poison now?
[JOANNE]
No!

[MAUREEN]
God, this is going worse than we expected

[JOANNE]
I know, Maureen

[MAUREEN]
How can I perform if we're unconnected?

[JOANNE]
I'll go, Maureen

[MAUREEN]
It's times like these, I really appreciate Mark