I Ate The Haggis lyrics

I ate the haggis

By and by hallelujah

I ate the haggis, now i

Feel like a cat on the warm hood

Of a car that's just done driving

On a cold winter's day hey hey

Brought to me from scotland

With a fiver i can't spend

Got directions on the can

To serve it up with a wee dram

A wee dram of irish whiskey

On a cold winter's day

Lamb, oats and suet
Boiled in the stomach of a sheep

I ate the haggis

By and by hallelujah

I ate the haggis now my

Father used to tell me

Don't go p*ssin on the apples

That have fallen from the tree

Cause you'll see that when yer hungry

And yer backs against the wall

A fallen apple ain't so bad

To eat

I ate the haggis by and by

Hallelujah