Bob Saget Was Murdered... (I ​Have the Proof) lyrics

[Intro]
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof

[Verse 1]
The spirits gave some info I can't share
It has to do with COVID-19
Sex is so good with a pair, with a pair
Especially if you just turned twenty

[Pre-Chorus]
Ever wonder what happened?
How he hit the back of his head?
How does that even make any sense?

[Chorus]
You'll never know, you'll never know
I have the proof, I have the proof, but
You'll never know, you'll never know
I have the proof, I have the proof that

[Post-Chorus]
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof
[Verse 2]
Bob Saget was murdered, and I have the proof
Maybe it was a home intrusion (Not likely)
But no its not, I know the truth (I do)
Might involve Hilary Clinton (You'll never know, I'll never tell)

[Pre-Chorus]
Ever wonder what happened?
How did he hit the back of his head?
Did he fart and scare himself and fall down the stairs backwards and then hit the back of his head on the corner of a table or some sort of pokey bit of wood?

[Chorus]
You'll never know, you'll never know
I have the proof, I have the proof, but
You'll never know, you'll never know
I have the proof, I have the proof that

[Post-Chorus]
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof

[Bridge]
I have some info that I can't share
I woke up under Bob in a Motel 6
The spirits gave some info I can't share
We had hot sex from what I could remember
[Chorus]
You'll never know, you'll never know
I have the proof, I have the proof, but
You'll never know, you'll never know
I have the proof, I have the proof that

[Post-Chorus]
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof
Bob Saget was murdered (Yeah, yeah)
And I have the proof