National Academy of Handjobs lyrics

[Intro]
(Screaming & Babbling)
Come one, come all
Come all, come, mm
I love it, yeah
Enrolments open, you f*cking c*nt

[Chorus]
Come and get a hand job, ya-ya-ya-ya
National academy of hand jobs
Maybe spread my pus*y lips? Even up my cun-cun and noonie?
National, national, academy of hand jobs

(Moaning)

[Verse 2]
f*ck, hello? Hello? Hello? hello, yes, hi, yes
I'm just having a momento bubby, yus
I need a smoke, I need a hit
No blacks admitted sorry that's just the policy

[Chorus]
Come and get a hand job, ya-ya-ya-ya
National academy of hand jobs
Maybe spread my pus*y lips? Even up my cun-cun and noonie?
National, national, academy of hand jobs
[Post-Chorus]
Even up my cun-cun and noonie?
Welcome to the post-chorus
Maybe spread my pus*y lips?
Welcome to the post-chorus

[Outro]
Women don't deserve to vote
Women don't deserve to vote
Women don't deserve to vote
Women don't deserve to vote
Women don't deserve to vote
Women don't deserve to vote
Women don't deserve to vote
Women don't deserve to vote

(Screaming)