Drive Home from the Bar Really Fast In the Snow with No Seatbelt On lyrics

[Verse 1]
Did I leave the stove on at home?
I don't know
Did I dance the dance of life?
Tonight? well, I just might

[Verse 2]
Fragrant potpourri filling up my room?
Oh, yes it do
Complex notes of fruit, floral, and nut in my butt?
What?

[Chorus]
Down the hatch, up the snatch, do it through your eye
Guzzle up like thickened cream and gargle double rye
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, double, double, double
Drive home from the bar really fast in the snow with no seatbelt on, babe (Oh, oh)

[Verse 3]
I'm taking off my SHEIN privé
So I can have a wee
Tug my panties to the side
Take out my IUD

[Verse 4]
Have a munch, have a lick
I'm on my break, its fine
The boys line up beside the bar
To have a go tonight (Oh, f*ck)
[Chorus]
Down the hatch, up the snatch, do it through your eye
Guzzle up like thickened cream and gargle double rye
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, double, double, double
Drive home from the bar really fast in the snow with no seatbelt on, babe (Oh, oh)

[Bridge]
Santa always gets first dibs, its true
He's at the top of my naughty list
He can bring his dad, some of his friends
Mrs. Claus, really any b*tch

Take me up the ass Father Christmas
Take me up the arse
Come and do it fast, go fast
Take me up the arse (Ass)

[Chorus]
Down the hatch, up the snatch, do it through your eye
Guzzle up like thickened cream and gargle double rye
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, double, double, double
Drive home from the bar really fast in the snow with no seatbelt on, babe (Oh, oh)