Motherf*cker lyrics

I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed, you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to God, dude, she came on to me

She asked me if I minded going down
Motherf*cker
Pulled her robe off, then we went to town
Motherf*cker
Asked me if I'd like to spank her ass
Motherf*cker
Asked me if I'd help you with your math
Motherf*cker

Good God, no!

She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf
You were tucked in bed, you little elf
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked

She asked me if I minded going down
Motherf*cker
Pulled her robe off, then we went to town
Motherf*cker
Sent her pictures in to Beaver Hunt
Motherf*cker
You were tucked in bed, you little runt
Motherf*cker
[Guitar solo]

Ow!
I don't care!

I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in bed, you little sprite
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her f*ckin' sucked

She asked me if I minded going down
Motherf*cker
Pulled her panties off, we went to town
Motherf*cker
Said that guy's not even your real dad
Motherf*cker
Asked me if I'd like to f*ck your aunt

Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker