I Can’t Stop Farting lyrics
by The Queers
Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer
And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem, and I don't know what to do
Help!
I can't stop farting [x4]
My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a sh*t, but I'm sh*t outta luck
My sphincter rears its ugly head as I clear out the room
I got a problem, and I don't know what to do
Help!
I can't stop farting [x4]
[Solo]
Help!
I can't stop farting [x4]