Just Say c*nt lyrics

I think it's so stupid girls won't say this word
Like asking everyone to not say "sh*t," say "turd"
Fall back five yards, it's time to punt

I think "gash" is offensive, not to mention rude
And I don't think about eating it when I'm eating food
There once was some dude on TV, his name was Alan Funt

Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt

Go!

[Guitar lead]

I hope you're not offended by this little tune of mine
So girls, please don't start to flip out
To say "c*nt" is no crime
The littlest piglet in the litter is called the runt

Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt
Just say c*nt