Hi Mom It’s Me [demo] lyrics

[Spoken]
MOM: Hello?
JOE: Hi Mom, it's me
BOTH: AHHHHH!!!

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night I come home drunk
Hi Mom, it's me, that f*cking little sh*t
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

[Guitar lead]

I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, the f*cking little sh*t
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

You got five bucks I can borrow?

[Spoken]
JOE: Like, I'll fix the ly-